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How I Determined that I have no idea what Im doing - Part 2

Discussion in 'Suspension' started by RubiconFreedom, Sep 12, 2018.

  1. Sep 12, 2018 at 4:15 PM
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    RubiconFreedom

    RubiconFreedom [OP] Seven Jeeps in Forty Years

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    There seems to be an overwhelming desire for some Jeep owners to go crazy. I'm not sure if it's the low oxygen from sitting so high up. Or maybe just drinking water of some of our locales. Anywho, since I've managed to be kicked off of every other forum (under such names as NorthAmericanRoads, TrailBadger, T0astervan, Lost in Transit and Angry Red Bird) I thought I'd give this one a try.

    Objectives
    1. Ramble on for days about a spring and shock selection
    2. Show in my ramblings that I don't have a clue (but pretend to)
    3. Insult anyone who thinks otherwise
    4. Get banned from this forum too
    What Materials Did You Use?
    1. A computer
    2. An internet connection
    3. 24 pack Old Milwaukee
    I’ve never claim to know anything about these Wranglers, yet here I am rambling


    How Are Coil Springs Selected For Your Vehicle?

    They aren't. Mr Jeep waves a wand and *poof* they appear on the Jeep.

    What Do All These Numbers Mean?

    Well, they mean your Jeep has springs!


    What Coil Spring Did You Select?

    *burp, sorry, where was I?

    What Upgraded Shock Did You Select?

    Oh yes, color is the most important thing when selecting a shock. Forget about what anyone else might tell you, just take my word here!

    Concerns Brought On By Others

    Note: screw evryone

    Do You Have A Detailed Component List?

    Well I have a list of all the forums I've been banned from for acting like a jerk.

    How Long Did The Installation Take?

    I don't have access to a socket set, or a wrench for that matter. So I drove 8 hours round trip for a dealer to install what I could have in 4 hours in my driveway

    How Much Did It Cost?

    Billions, but that's OK. I took out a 32nd mortgage.

    Did You Encounter Any Issues After Installation?

    Just some jerk that told me nice things, then gave a couple of helpful suggestions. But don't worry, I told him!


    The Conclusion

    It's late and I'm obviously off my meds.
     
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  2. Sep 12, 2018 at 7:36 PM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine Moderator

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  3. Sep 12, 2018 at 7:57 PM
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    :jeepwave:. Ba bye douche. :rofl::rofl::rofl:. To funny.
     
  4. Sep 12, 2018 at 7:59 PM
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  5. Sep 12, 2018 at 8:01 PM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine Moderator

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    I mean....He's not "banned"....just.....from this thread.....and the other one. Don't want to ban him just yet. He's gonna whine to bob and I first, then request to be removed, or his name changed, AGAIN, or the like.....
     
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  6. Sep 12, 2018 at 8:22 PM
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    :notsure:. Should I be banned?? My posts were an effort to bust on people and have fun. I never intentionally attacked any member.,This guy is an obvious douche bag that gets off seriously attacking members. And making accusations that aren't true. Cut'em loose. My opinion...
     
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  7. Sep 12, 2018 at 8:48 PM
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    Can we ban dudes from New Jersey ?:fingerscrossed:
     
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  9. Sep 13, 2018 at 7:21 AM
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  10. Sep 13, 2018 at 8:54 AM
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    DAMMIT!!
     
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  11. Sep 13, 2018 at 9:35 AM
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    Hey.....you referring to me?? :flipoff:. Lmfao.
     
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  12. Sep 13, 2018 at 9:49 AM
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    R u from NJ :lalala:
     
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    we need a vote!!!

    The 3 Pinnies with a GED should be allowed .

    NJ troopers arrested 3 suspect terrorists in a Cadillac with 24 AK47s, 1000rounds, 32 RPGs 60 rockets, in front of the toms river library/
    When asked to comment overwhelming the answer was -" WE HAVE A LIBRARY"
     
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    Hey.....I live in Toms River. We have a library???.
     
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    YEAH.......And again....:flipoff:
     
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    Is that how old you were when ur momma and daddy got married?
     
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    @JKBob 25 ooo shots fired... lol :popcorn:
     
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  18. Sep 19, 2018 at 7:31 PM
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    I have proof. I've been sick for several days. And not myself. But......I'm back. :flipoff:.
    Not quite a shot at me....But my parents.:notsure: See the level of intelligence I deal with on a daily basis. But from what I understand. That's a common issue in WV. :ohsnap:. So I do have some compassion. Ex.. Id like you to meet my sister and Aunt. :eek:. Hey7.... @LYFZGOOD . Honestly dude. Not one of your better posts. :flipoff:. But I still like ya. :).
     
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  19. Sep 20, 2018 at 11:18 AM
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    you obviously have taking me for someone that gives a damn. But it did sound like I struck a nerve.
     
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  20. Sep 20, 2018 at 2:33 PM
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    Na...you didn't strike any nerve. But I do think you need to lighten up. I was only :censored: with ya. You took a jab at my parents. I took a jab at yours. Seems only fair to me. :notsure:
     

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