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Thanksgiving Wheeling

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Prerunner1982, Nov 20, 2017.

  1. Nov 20, 2017 at 9:05 AM
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    Prerunner1982

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    As you are feasting on a wonderful meal this Thanksgiving, imagine if you
    will, you are only two inches tall traversing the Mini-Turkey Rubicon.

    As you winch yourself over Mashed Potatoes, you eye up a deep gravy
    crossing, thankful for the new bendable straw snorkel, you ford through the
    gravy with no problem, even the lumps are no match for your 0.33 Mud
    tires.

    Soon you see Turkey Back, one of the most difficult parts, crawling
    over the drumstick you carefully avoid the giblets (although you may go back
    later.) Now all that money in gears and lockers are worth it!

    Over the breast you climb all the way to the wishbone! You made it, but going back is even tougher. You choose an alternate route taking the wing for an off camber thrill.

    As you find yourself stuck in the stuffing, you pull out your trusty winch cable and bring yourself to the edge of the green been casserole.

    Remembering to tread lightly, you barely disturb the lush green vegetation pleasing the surrounding tree huggers. Finding your way across the table, you climb the rock pile of buns, you occasionally loose traction on the butter spills left behind by the carnage of less prepared and less skilled drivers.

    Suddenly, SNAP! You too join the list of broken axles. Fortunately you find a toothpick and get yourself rolling again.

    Sadly you find that Pumpkin Pie is now closed due to all the land grabs so you head to the RTI Spatula to flex your suspension. Then you decide to skip Cranberry Hill and call it a day.

    Now that you have read this, you will never look at a Thanksgiving Dinner
    the same way again.

    Happy Thanksgiving!!
     
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  2. Nov 20, 2017 at 12:14 PM
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    chris4x4

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  3. Nov 20, 2017 at 3:34 PM
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    aggrex

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    dae349badae00458e5847806bdf935ce--happy-thanksgiving-day-jeep-stuff.jpg
     
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  4. Nov 20, 2017 at 6:28 PM
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    That's really good @Prerunner1982. To :censored: funny. :rofl:Never did like the Green Beans Casserole. :puke:
     
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  5. Nov 22, 2017 at 6:31 PM
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    Bumping this one up.

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE. Wishing everyone a safe, healthy, and happy Holiday Season.
    :jeep:
     
  6. Nov 23, 2017 at 5:48 AM
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    That’s funny stuff @Prerunner1982 ! Happy thanksgiving everyone have a great holiday!!!!!! Don’t eat to much.... ha!
     
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  7. Nov 23, 2017 at 2:57 PM
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    Pretty good. In Moab to of my favorite short runs are Pickle and Mashed Potatos.
     
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  8. Nov 21, 2018 at 3:52 PM
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    Bumping for another year!
     
  9. Nov 22, 2018 at 6:11 AM
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    Happy Thanksgiving Jeeper families and friends! Have a great and safe holiday.

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  10. Nov 26, 2018 at 9:52 AM
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  11. Nov 25, 2019 at 10:57 AM
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    Happy Thanksgiving once again.
     
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  12. Nov 25, 2019 at 11:35 AM
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    Looking forward to another round of turkey for all. Have a Happy + Safe Thanksgiving!
     
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  13. Nov 25, 2019 at 12:50 PM
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    HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!! what's everyone's plans?
     
  14. Nov 25, 2019 at 1:57 PM
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    Prerunner1982

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    Not much.. supposed to be cold and rainy.
     
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  15. Nov 25, 2019 at 2:12 PM
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    Snowy and cold here.... and no jeep still
     

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